World Wrestling Entertainment
The WWE is still pushing the
Diva Search. It has lasted over two months and it is hardly interesting. What do
ice cream and chili have to do with wrestling? These foods have sexual overtones
and might buy ratings. These foods are not wrestling. At least, Christy Hemme,
the woman who won seems to be a fighter, not merely eye-candy.
The WWE is bringing another side
show. Tough Enough is coming to Smackdown. The WWE does not seem to want to
bring Tough Enough as an independent show as it was on MTV.
Maybe the WWE finally realized that wrestling makes bad reality television.
The WWE does not have talent
to make a live show (RAW) and tape another (Smackdown) interesting enough. Other
WWE programming is not worth mentioning. The gimmick of turning wrestlers
crowd-favorite to heel and back to crowd-favorite is old and doesn't
work. I have mentioned several times that the brand division is stupid. If the
WWE wants to be as interesting as it was in the early 1990's, it first should
drop all stupid gimmicks and storylines especially Kane's marriage to Lita and
her alleged miscarriage. It should concentrate in wrestling matches.
One thing that the WWE has
that no other promotion has is Vince McMahon. He should come back to the WWE
shows more often, not only to make major changes in the shows (as on RAW,
09.13.04). In general, returns bring ratings. For example, the Big Show returned
to the WWE (Smackdown, 09.09.04).
Every month the WWE sells a
PPV event. This month was not different with RAW wrestlers in Unforgiven
(09.12.04). During this PPV event, Triple H won the heavyweight title for the
ninth time. By the way, I don't think that I am the only one who forgets when
these events are scheduled and always miss them.
WWE is selling a different
PPV event, titled Taboo Tuesday (10.19.04). This time the WWE fans will decide
the matches. This idea isn't new. The "old" WCW asked the fans to decide the
main event (a heavyweight title match) for a Monday Night Nitro, circa 1995.
Total Non-Stop Action
I am happy that TNA has a
national show on television. The quality of the syndicated show, Xplosion now
being taped at Universal Studios (as Impact), has improved considerably. It is
easy to tell that there is more money invested in the promotion. Let's just hope
that they don't have the same bad luck as ECW.
It's good to have two major promotions, instead of a single one doing a weak
(often boring) job.
TNA has some of the drama
that most promotions have adopted. For example, Vince Russo has a continuous
feud with Dusty Rhodes over the management on TNA. Nonetheless, TNA is based on
wrestling, not stupid gimmicks or storylines. Although TNA is an independent
promotion affiliated to the NWA, the latter recognizes the TNA champion as the
NWA champion, currently Jeff Jarrett.
Shane Douglas (the former ECW
champion) is now a commentator. It is too much of an act and he does not seem
natural. He reminds me when Randy "Macho Man" Savage was a commentator in the
WWF (now WWE), circa 1994.
On 09.08.04 (the last weekly
PVV event), Jeff Jarrett defended his TNA title against Jeff Hardy. Jarrett kept
the title in a bloody match. It would be interesting to see Hardy as the world
champion. After all Jeff's brother, Matt Hardy, has not been able to accomplish
this in the WWE.
Since 09.15.04 (no more
weekly PPV events), TNA has been selling the best tag team matches, X-Division
matches, heavyweight matches as PPV events. It is time for TNA to cash of its
product and for us to catch up on what has happened this year.
Border City Wrestling
The following was sent by
Border City Wrestling for their 09.19.04 show titled Showdown at the Dillons
Niteclub in Windsor, Ontario, Canada.
To kick off the show, ring
announcer Jeffrey Scott brought out Neil Diamond. Diamond said that there have
been an impressive 25 wrestling shows held at Dillons over the past two years
and thanked the current owners. He also wished the new owners, who will take
over the bar in early October, the best of luck.
Gutter pinned Danny Daniels
after the Diamond Gutter.
The High Class Cripplers
(Ruffy Silverstein and Conrad Kennedy III) defeated El Reverso and Tim Titan.
Shenaynay beat Jaime D after
interference from Chris Clontz. Jaime accidentally speared referee Chris Holler,
then laid out Shenaynay as well. Clontz came out to the ring and pretended he as
going to help the referee up and gave Jaime a big boot instead. He pulled
Shenaynay on top, woke up the referee and watched as he counted Jaime's
shoulders down for the three.
Team Canada (Petey Williams
and Bobby Rude) defeated The Threat (N8 Mattson and Eddie Venom) to become the
new BCW Tag Team Champions.
Adam Fontaine pinned Phil
Atlas with a fisherman's suplex.
Brad Martin beat Johnny Bravo
via disqualification. Martin had Bravo in the Texas Cloverleaf. Chris Pillon
then emerged from the dressing room, pushing manager Jimmy Trump in a
wheelchair. Trump had a neckbrace as well. Despite the distraction, the match
went on. Smooth tripped Martin shortly thereafter, and Brad chased him around
the ring and back in, where he ran right into a spine-buster. Pillon floored
Martin with a headbutt to the groin, and Bravo was disqualified. The two
double-teamed Martin until the Dyson Pryce ran out for the save. Suddenly the
injured Jimmy Trump jumped into the ring and nailed Dyson with a wrench in the
back of the head. Pillon shocked the fans, piledriving Martin off the apron and
through a table on the outside. As Martin was tended to by officials, Smooth
screamed on the microphone that he'd told everyone not to screw with the Smooth
Mover.
A-1 with Jade beat Gutter.
Jade came into the ring with a foreign object, but Gutter caught her coming in.
She tossed it to A-1, who hit Gutter with it and pinned him.
Alex Shelley beat Chris Sabin
to become the new BCW TV Champion. Sabin caught Shelley with the Cradleshock and
the referee made a two-count, but stopped when the High Class Cripplers ran out
to the ring. Sabin was distracted, and Shelley rolled him up for the win.
Shelley, Silverstein and CK3 stomped away at Sabin until Team Canada ran out for
the save.
Palmetto Pride Championship Wrestling
The following was sent by
Palmetto Pride Championship Wrestling, which kicked off its second event on
09.11.04 with its Salute To Hero’s show at the Tri-County Leisure Center. Ring
announcer Miss Connie thanked the firefighters, police officers, and all other
emergency personnel for their continuing efforts in doing a job that is often
extremely dangerous.A tribute well done- thank you Miss Connie and PPCW.
Zane Jackson, Chief Executive
Officer for Palmetto Pride Championship wrestling, walked out with the new
heavyweight title belt to announce the four contenders for the belt (Flex
Phenom, Tommy Gunn, Stro, and Sonny Landell). As Mr. Jackson was making the case
for the tournament contenders, Lodi rolls out from the back to explain that
Sonny Landell was going not to be in attendance and just give the belt to Lodi.
CEO Zane Jackson agreed to allow Lodi in the tournament, but had to face Flex
Phenom in the quest for the gold. Lodi reluctantly agreed, ranted about going
old school on whoever gets in his way, and stormed off with the crowd left
thinking this could be interesting.
The first match showcased a
couple of cruiserweight wrestlers making their PPCW debut. Mike Lee took on
Jesse Morris in a high flying exhibition of young guns trying their best to
steal a win in Columbia, SC. Flying elbows and leg whips were exchanged
throughout the match, with neither wrestler able to assert himself over the
other. That was until Jesse Morris hulked up and landed a great bull dog on his
opponent and followed up with a sharp shooter style submission hold that had
Mike Lee tapping out around the eight minute mark. A nice opening match, with
both young wrestlers trying to work up the crowd over to his side.
The second match can best be
described as an Attitude Adjustment Match. Local fan favorite Johnny Blaze took
on Dave Renegade in a hardcore style match up that saw Renegade introducing
Blaze to the business end of tables, chairs, and the ever present hard tile
flooring of the Tri-County Leisure Center. Johnny Blaze, proving himself not
rocket scientist material, tried to suplex The Renegade on said flooring. At
over 300 pounds, Dave Renegade easily reversed the move into his own suplex, and
Blaze hit hard on the unforgiving floor. Back in the ring, Blaze did nice top
turn buckle splash that temporarily slows the bigger man. Thinking fast, Dave
Renegade got in a cheap shot to the groin and put Johnny on the mat where the
big man smothered Blaze with a sleeper hold that proves quite effective. Rusty
(the referee) rose the arm of Blaze three times, and three times it dropped.
Dave Renegade won by way of sleeper hold in a great eye opening second match of
the evening.
On the third match in the
first round of the tournament began with Tommy Gunn taking on Stro in a battle
of strength against strength. Stro worked the crowd into chanting "USA,
USA, USA" while Tommy Gunn looked on with indifference to the whole affair,
until even he started the chant as well- although without as much success as
Sro. Gunn proceeded to throw Stro from one end of the ring to the other with a
series of well timed arm drags that set up Stro for a body slam from Gunn that
established his authority over the center of the ring. A reversal into a
punishing arm bar by Stro put Tommy on the defensive. After they break, Stro
nailed a running spear to bring some serious pain to the bigger man. A moment
later, Stro had Tommy Gunn in serious trouble with a sharp shooter that looked
like it could be for the tap out and win, but Lodi sneaked up near the ring and
delivered a shot to the head with a foreign object to temporarily stun Stro.
Tommy Gunn took advantage of the staggering Stro and rolled him up for the pin
fall. Lodi decided that it would a good time to check on things in the back, and
bolts for cover with Stro hot on his trail. Tommy Gunn advanced to the
championship round. The second round of the tournament pits Lodi and his signs
against Flex Phenom and his muscles. In between the smack talking and crowd
baiting between two men who are supposed to be wrestling, Stro sauntered up to
take a casual interest in the proceedings. Suddenly we had a wrestling match in
the ring. As Lodi and Flex hook up in the ring, a chant of "Lodi’s Scared,
Lodi’s Scared" cranks up in the crowd with an assist from Stro. With Stro
(a constant irritant outside the ring) Lodi put a sleeper hold on Flex, but was
unable to hold it for very long as Flex powers into a chin buster that left Lodi
reeling. After a few exchanged fists to the head by both men, Lodi managed to
get the better of the slug fest and quickly turned away to take the heavy chain
off his neck to use on Flex to finish off the match once and for all. Stro
hammered on on Lodi’s skull with his own chain. While Lodi’s lights start to go
out, Flex jumped in and rolled him up for the three count. At this point in
time, Stro and Lodi squared off as only the two biggest bullies on the block
can, only to be told to take a breather by CEO Zane Jackson. Zane is sick and
tired of Lodi’s antics and constant running off to places unknown, and has a
solution, a Lumberjack Match. At next month's event, Stro and Lodi will battle
in the ring, and the chief executive officer of PPCW means to keep it in the
ring.
The next match was the
Juggalo Match. Johnny Blaze wass back and all his Juggalos are screaming to
raise the roof. Xavier Night made his PPCW debut against Blaze, and the match
was on. Xavier started out with a workman like series of leg whips and elbow
drops which led into a crushing sit down headlock that somewhat befuddles Blaze,
but only for a moment, as Blaze powered out and hit a modified tomb stone to
stun Xavier. Both men then exchanged chops and leg whips, and after wrapping up
in the middle of the ring, Johnny Blaze did a hard roll up and both men got
tangled up under the ropes with Blaze on top and Xavier’s leg on the bottom
rope. Rusty (the referee) saw Blaze on top with Xavier’s shoulder on the mat,
and counted the winning pin to Blaze, never seeing Xavier’s leg on the lower
rope. It was a cheap win for Blaze, a bad night for Xavier, and a prophetic
evening for Rusty the referee.
The next match was a tag
team match, a rematch between team Playa, Ice and Chris Chance and Leo Allure.
All four men were eager to pick up where they left off last month, with Playa
and Ice looking to avenge their loss. Playa and Chris Chance hooked it up first,
and chops to the chest in the corner rained on both wrestlers as they trade
chops back and forth, until Chris gets a chance to nail a suplex and sets the
tone for offense. Leo Allure got into the match after a tag and took to high
flying leg whips that took a toll on the Playa. After an attempted pin broken up
by Ice, all four men are out on the floor trading punches. Eventually Ice and
Chance found their way back into the ring where Ice hit a flying shoulder on
Chris Chance, followed by a shoulder breaker. Ice tags in Playa for the follow
through. A hot tag to Leo Allure and another punching party ensued as Chris and
Leo angled both Playa and Ice into opposite corners for a forced whip into one
another, but it didn't work. As Playa and Ice pummelled their way out of their
trouble, the Playa pinned Chance for the surprise pin. It was a great action
throughout the match setting up a possible match next month to break the now
even series between these two teams.
The last match was for the
heavyweight championship with Tommy Gunn against Flex Phenom. In the ring, both
men measured one another with a pose down that quickly broke down into a chest
slapping throw down. The quicker Flex Phenom dropped the bigger Tommy Gunn down
on the mat via a power arm lock in an attempt to neutralize the size of Gunn.
Tommy Gunn reversed the hold and broke to re-examine the strategy against the
powerful Flex Phenom. A standing finger lock contest ensued with Gunn ending
that nonsense with a knee to Flex’s mid-section. Tommy Gunn displayed a wider
array of power moves than usual, as he landed a brutal arm breaker on the now
hurting Phenom. Working on the left arm, Gunn hammered it time and time again
and things were not looking good for Phenom. A break out elbow allows Flex time
to hit a flying lariat with his good right arm. While Gunn laid prone in the
middle of the ring, Flex went for the moon sault and misses. A hard body slam
with extreme prejudice put the win within reach of the big man Tommy Gunn as
Rusty the referee once again him counted out with Flex Phenom’s leg draped over
the bottom rope. Tommy Gunn is the new PPCW Heavyweight Champion. A fantastic
night of professional wrestling in Columbia, South Carolina came to a close. It
was a great card by everybody involved.
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